Category: Joke Board
A young couple was expecting a visit from
the pastor of their church. They wanted
everything to go smoothly, but their two
year old son was just getting the hang of
potty training. He was at the stage where
he would announce at the top of his voice,
"I gotta pee," when he had to go to the
bathroom.
His father, worried that this might be
embarrassing when the minister came
to call, instructed the child, "Don't shout
that you've got to pee. Whisper!" That
evening the pastor makes his visit. He's
there a very long time and the two year
old is on one foot and the other. Finally,
the minister asks him, "What's the matter,
son?"
The child looks at his dad and says, "I've
gotta whisper!"Pastor says, "It's all right,
child. Whisper in my ear."
LOL! Yes we dread that time ...smile